The Funny Bunny Keeps a Diary

    3 Sep 2009

    The cutest thing in the universe.

    arthurlim:

    when hippos fly..

    29 Aug 2009

    Latoya Jackson, police cadet.

    Who’s your favourite Jackson?

    23 Aug 2009

    Crazy Cat Lady

    Someday, I will be old and rickety. But they will come to me for sagely advice. To which I will serve up such bon mots as “Life is but a succesive series of disappointments”.

    After which I would look into the distance and radiate an aura of having lived the greatest story never told.

    21 Aug 2009

    Armchair Psychologist

    The human psyche is such a bizzare thing. Take FunnyBunny for example.

    Somedays he’s such a funny bunny, taking on the world one hop at a time, clowning his way to glory.

    Other times, the day is so crappy and tiring that all he wants to do is break some dishes, huddle in a corner and cry.

    Scream! Eat a tub of icecream. It’s cathartic I tell you. Whatever gets you through those hard times. I’m not judging.

    Over and out, I’m off to sulk.

    20 Aug 2009

    Beautiful. See another at Towleroad Blog.
What do you think?

    Beautiful. See another at Towleroad Blog.

    What do you think?

    19 Aug 2009

    Can’t. Stop. Laughing.

    18 Aug 2009

    “The passage of time lends itself brilliantly to the cultivation of acrimony.”
    — FunnyBunny

    13 Aug 2009

    A New Burrow.

    Welcome everyone!

    Like my new burrow? I thought so. I do too. Look around. Or check out my drawings at Esquisse Moi.

    By the way, Blogger has been throwing shade at me, the likes of such:

    If you’re here looking for Funny Bunny, I’ll have you know that the damned piece of shit has found a new burrow. Never mind that I have served him well enough for the past few months, all he cares about is the flashy and colourful layout at Tumblr.

    Oh, and that slut, he’s now posting smut on the internet too.

    So go away. Head over to his new fancy spots. I don’t care. Good riddance.

    Ignore her. Has-beens and their temper tantrums.

    9 Aug 2009

    A duck with a bun and a chick. Can you guess how much each costs?

    A duck with a bun and a chick. Can you guess how much each costs?

    31 Jul 2009

    X-Static

    THIS is the face one makes when told by their boyfriend that they’ve won premium tickets to see Pink perform in her penultimate concert in Sydney.


    And THIS is what the brain looks like on the inside.


    Some pretty trippy shit, I know. Free stuff. They do that to you.

    23 Jul 2009

    Fairy Dust and Rainbow Cookies

    Fish are weird.

    Rococo Samantha Jones: Looking fierce in Botox and glam lighting.

    Oxymoron.

    23 Jul 2009

    The Secret Garden

    Once upon an indeterminate time, there grew a secret garden. This was one of those forgotten corners that one only chances upon unwittingly, the sort that thrive unencumbered by the meddling presence of man.

    And what a glorious garden it was today. After a long bout of agonising  winter, spring had finally sprung! Every flower, every leaf, bumblebee - each threatening to burst into a song of bountiful joy. All but for a lonely dandelion.

    Thinking itself unsightly, the dandelion was not really so. Far from it, it had a sprightly viridian stalk, the end of  which grew a fuzzy ball of snowy white bristles.

    But that was of no comfort to the poor flower. It had not, the radiant disposition of a sunflower, or the tinkering charm of bluebells. Most of all, it was not a rose. Oh what it would give to be a rose! Peel after peel of pillowy, plump petals, exploding into a shade of deep scarlet. Oh, to be the king of the garden, and not a mere thistle!

    “Why would anybody want to blow on me now?”

    And thus the dandelion stirred from its wandering imagination. He never felt uglier or more undesirable.

    12 Jul 2009

    Madam Babushka

    On this cold winter’s morning, the street stirs with the zooming of cars, the pitter-patter of dogs and the treading of their masters’ feet. The whizzing of the java machine coming from the coffee shop proves too irresistible, and lures the sleepyheads from their beds. Shop-owners sluggishly open their roller shutters as the whole town awakes. Amid the noise and hullabaloo, Madam Babushka cuts a lonesome, quiet figure.

    A faded printed scarf is wrapped around her head, covering most of her hair although what little can be seen of it, is a wizened salt and pepper colour. A lumpy and heavily-pilled sweater seems to be the only thing protecting her hunched little body from the chilling winds. Beside her, a sort of collapsible contraption with wheels. This helps with walking, one would presume that she probably has wobbly knees. She is seated on a little raised edge, huddled. She watches.

    Just as a couple of young men seem to be passing her by, Madam Babushka reaches out a hand and gently motions them to her. Stopped at their tracks, the men proceed towards the gray lady as she begins to plead. “Bus ticket” she goes. “Bus ticket” she goes again, in an Eastern European accent. The men pay full attention to her as she speaks, trying to make sense of what little English she can muster. “No money go home” the woman implores finally when fat little tears start streaming down her deeply etched face.

    Having understood her predicament now, one of the men reaches into his pocket to pull out his money-clip. Alas, it is empty, he would not be of much use to this poor soul. But all is not lost! He sees his metro card, with a couple more rides remaining on it. This ought to help, he thinks to himself as he hands it over. A good deed done, the duo walks away.

    The men now a good distance away and with their backs towards her, Madam Babushka takes a gander at the card that she had just been so benevolently offered. Her face, helpless and pathetic mere moments ago, now scrunches to one of annoyance as she swiftly lifts herself up from her perch.

    “Fuckwits,” she thinks to herself, as she flicks the metro pass away. Now she’ll have to look for victims elsewhere.

    27 Jun 2009

    Michael Bay, DADAist hero

    Transformers

    I went to see Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen last Friday. This is what I remember of it:

    Scene. EXPLOSIONS. Oh my goddess, this IMAX screen is huge. Military. EXPLOSIONS. Plot contrivance. Whizzing camera angles. EXPLOSIONS. Pot jokes. Motion blur. Plot contrivance. EXPLOSIONS. Racist minstrelsy. Robot scrotum. Plot contrivance. EXPLOSIONS. Fin.

    The film made very little sense, but then again it didn’t need to. See here

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    21 Jun 2009

    Warrior Princess Mikaela

    Angelina Jolie is one intriguing figure. Batshit-crazy turned mother of six (and more to come, no doubt), and goodwill ambassadress for the UNHCR, she is also a deservedly celebrated thespian.

    Sure, there’s that “bad-ass vixen” role that she takes out from the closet to wear over and over and over again (Tomb Raider, Mr & Mrs Smith, Wanted etc) which I presume she goes to when in need for some coin.

    And yes, every foreign accent that she attempts inevitable ends up sounding like she’s a Transylvanian vampire (Alexander, Beowulf). And she over-acts sometimes (Changeling - “He’s not my son!”).

    But I have to honestly say, there isn’t one film that she’s been in where I feel like she’s half-assing it or merely going through the motions. Every role she’s taken, she’s done convincingly enough for me to suspend my disbelieve for as long as the director needs to tell their story. Props where props are due, she did win an Oscar for Girl, Interrupted and people say A Mighty Heart was a gem.

    And I did cry when watching her Christine Collins character in Changeling. I mean, can you imagine being that gorgeous, perfect and fabulous-looking, and still be able to get the world to feel sorry for you? To be this believable despite her physical beauty, and in an overlong, overwrought film to boot, takes serious acting chops.

    That being said, Megan Fox is no Angelina Jolie.

    Megan Fox