Hello?

You need to talk to your sister.

Oh, hi, mom.

(distant)YOU talk to him.

—- Phone passed to SissyBunny. Cue long, painful discussion about future prospects, degree choices and career options. Damage done, phone passed back to MummyBunny —-

So did you speak to her?

Um, yeah, I thought I just did.

What did she say? What did you say?

I think she needs to make sure she knows what she’s getting into before going in. I don’t think she’ll enjoy International Business very much.

Exactly! When I told her that she won’t get much money off it, she threw a fit! She’s driving me nuts!

Maybe you need to stop telling her no. Quit being so negative all the…

I’m not! I just don’t think she’s capable, that’s all.

Maybe that’s the problem. What happened to her civil services applica…

She never listens!

2 years ago